I have a dog named Meat. Meat's a girl and a very rambunctious one.  I also have a sweet child,who calls me Gramma,and can remember 3million other things but can not for some reason, remember my dogs name.. She has called her Steak and Turkey. It really doesn't matter as they are both meats. Well, turkey is actually poutry but for this sweet child's sake, we will call it meat. After all, steak.. turkey, it's all the same. Here Steak. Here Turkey. For those who do not understand both the joy and insanity this brings, never loved or been blessed with love of a child.